Zodiac Column
Aries: Aries! This month will be full of improvement, but you have to work for it. This is a good time to try something you’re bad at. Just don’t get worse! Promise me you’ll work on something? Your lucky animal is the frog because he has lots of things he can do, like how you wanna be.
Taurus: Oh boy, Taurus. I heard from the grapevine (stars) that you’re unfortunately going to cry a few times this month. Don’t be alarmed, you don’t have bad luck…Your emotional energy is just going to be very high around now. You may find yourself in tune with the sorrows of the world, perhaps even carrying the pain of others. It’s fine. That’s normal. Just learn which sorrows are yours and which sorrows are everyone else’s. If you learn the difference, you will be a much more compassionate person. Your lucky color is black because it absorbs all wavelengths of light and can’t reflect any.
Gemini: BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY. Your birthday is right around now, and this will be a transitional month for you. I can’t get a read on whether it’ll be good or bad, sorry! Believe it’ll be fine and go with your gut this month. Your lucky color is magenta because it’s fun.
Cancer: Cancer, I have wonderful news for you. You will develop an unexpected relationship soon. That’s not to say that you’re finally going to have a boyfriend… I guess it could be a boyfriend…But you’re going to develop a relationship with someone in a way you might not have expected. Maybe you befriend someone who you used to think was lame. Open your heart this month. Interact with your peers earnestly. Don’t try to guess who your new friend is going to be. Your lucky number is 0, to symbolize that you’re not better than anyone and should take conversations seriously.
Leo: Hey Leo, this month your confidence will skyrocket. I didn’t think you could get any more confident, but it’s about to happen. Wear a crazy outfit this month, because if you’re feeling yourself you’ll look beautiful in anything. Use your confidence to uplift others. Your lucky pattern is chevron.
Virgo: Hey Virgo, this is your month! Your positive energy is going to be through the roof. Your interactions are going to be more in your favor, so I want you to use that to talk to folks. Your lucky animal is a golden retriever, because you’ve got to channel that energy.
Libra: Libra, Libra, Libra. Your zodiac represents balance…Which is why you need to focus on finding balance this month. There is gonna be a little bit of turbulence, okay? But it’s kind of like if you flex and engage your core, you’re a bit harder to push over. Eat a cheeto that fell into your bra and then schedule a lash lift. Spend the whole day doing a jigsaw puzzle and then spend the whole night at a party. Your lucky number is 8 because it can symbolize infinity, but it kind of also looks like a full-figured woman, which is the balance I’m telling you about.
Scorpio: Scorpioooooooo, stopppppp. My reading says that you did something kind of selfish recently. I’m not going to judge you. This month, your energy will benefit from doing kind things. You kind of have to recharge energy and stuff. When you act like a little turd you run out of energy quicker. I’m not saying you can’t ever be a little turd, but if you do it all the time it ages you. It’s like red40. This month focus on being nice so that you have enough energy to be a turd this summer. Your lucky color is brown! #sundayfunday
Sagittarius: Sagittarius, I sense some money coming your way. However, I also sense some overspending. Don’t do it. Keep your pockets fat. Your lucky number is whatever number your savings goal is, because you should have one.
Capricorn: Hey Capricorn! I’m sorry. but this month will be a drag. It won’t be thaaaat bad, and you’ll be better off after. The world is your oyster, but that’s not always easy. Lean on friends for support. Remember that bears climb faster than they run. Your lucky animal is the bear.
Aquarius: Dear Aquarius, you could experience sudden changes in your home and personal life. Take the time to let go of emotions that aren’t serving you. Your health will be great this month, as long as you don’t overwork yourself.
Pisces: PISCES! Please be careful. This is a dangerous month for you! Don’t order hot coffees because you might get burned! I can see it all now. You’re gonna burn the crap out of your tongue, and then your parents are going to order your favorite meal and you won’t even be able to taste it. Sad. This is avoidable, but it really might happen, so be careful and tell your friends that you’re doing iced drinks this month. Also, your lucky color is green, so a hot matcha is probably safe.
courtesy Aiko Levick and Dana Kim